Looking to relive the experience of that time your dad took you to the carnival when you were 13? Well, we can't help you find a bearded lady to make out with, but Zoltar the animatronic fortune teller can give you generic stabs at future events like the best of them.

The wood cabinet stands 6.5 feet tall and gives you 16 spoken fortunes and 23 printed fortunes. At $8,999.95, that's only $230 per fortune. And if you ask nicely, he can even help you find your robot best friend, Bonder. ? Jason Chen